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Post by Zoloft » Wed Mar 04, 2020 2:32 pm

If Abd's gone, I'll venture back for a look.

Post by Vigilant » Wed Mar 04, 2020 2:45 pm

:rotfl:
Dude, stop shitting up the r/sudoku sub. Be terse.
[–]hosieryadvocate[M] 2 points 21 hours ago
Cut down the amount of text that you write at any given time, please. Write no more than 100 words on any given post, and no more than 6 lines, regardless of the screen formatting.
Be concise. Don't judge ideas or people. Just focus only on the merit of your own suggestions. If you disagree with this, then I'll reduce it to 50 words and 3 lines.
If your writing becomes more pleasant to read, then I'll adjust the word count and lines. You are here for us. We are not here for you.
Abd just can't do that. Were the instructions unclear?
[–]hosieryadvocate 1 point 52 minutes ago
I said that you have to limit your text to 100 words. You got it in at around 50 words. Good job. Thank you for that.
I said that you had to limit your text to 6 lines regardless of formatting. I see 8. I'm going to ban you for 3 weeks.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Post by Vigilant » Wed Mar 04, 2020 6:28 pm

Abd finds out that not everyone enjoys his silly political gamesmanship. Nor will they tolerate it.
[–]hosieryadvocate 2 points 2 hours ago
Yep. Another user mentioned how divisive he can be, and showed a comment, where he seemed a bit harsh to the newbie.
I agree that some people appreciate what he offers, but I want to see him be better. If he doesn't have pressure to be better, then he won't try.
Also, I never mentioned it, but he tends to give out too much info. If he used spoiler tags, then the user can take in a bit of info at a time.
Besides, I banned him only temporarily. Last time, he was banned for a short while, and refused to obey a direct order, which is okay, since he doesn't have to obey any orders, just as we don't have to welcome him. He was rude in posting information elsewhere about an r/Sudoku mod.
None of this was against the rules, but that doesn't matter.
I suspect were approaching Diva Quit range for poor Abd.
I do wonder who the other user might have been... a mystery for the ages.

Post by Vigilant » Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:10 pm

Post by Vigilant » Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:34 pm

lol

Post by Vigilant » Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:55 pm

Hold the phone, guys!
Our man from Rotterdam is back in the studio!
The cosplay artist most known for his "Insane Dutch Clown Posse ... without the Posse" has returned!
The great unwinding of the reign of the mad king Abd has begun!

Post by Vigilant » Thu Mar 05, 2020 11:33 am

r/sudoku is drowning in Abd
One of the mods has muted Abd out of sheer desperation to avoid his word salad, wall-o-text diatribes.
Yet another online community ruined by Abd Lomax.
:sad trombone:

Post by Vigilant » Thu Mar 05, 2020 11:46 am

FIne. I'll make my own sudoku sub ... with blackjack and hookers
video(audio) "One Is The Loneliest Number," Three Dog Night.

Post by Vigilant » Thu Mar 05, 2020 4:41 pm

Post by Vigilant » Sat Mar 07, 2020 7:25 pm

Post by Vigilant » Wed Mar 11, 2020 3:21 pm

Post by Vigilant » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:46 pm

It was inevitable but happened faster than I expected.
Abd is permanently banned from r/sudoku.
Forms the saddest little subreddit ever, r/sudoku_meta, where only he will ever post; endless tears..
Primal scream therapy for being banned from a puzzle subreddit.
Over at sucks, Abd is stripped of 'mod powahs' and sent back into the spawning pits to wriggle in the slime.
The Giraffe Stapler is following Abd around, cracking the leash every time he posts his drivel, and reminding Abd that he has a posting limit there too. lol

Post by Vigilant » Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:26 am

Tears, tears and more tears
Abd never loses, dontcha know, he only wins downward...

Post by Vigilant » Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:09 pm

Post by Jim » Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:47 am

Zoloft wrote: ↑Wed Mar 04, 2020 2:32 pm
If Abd's gone, I'll venture back for a look.
Oh, the bliss of not looking at anything for 6 months...
So Abd took over Sucks for his usual half-hour (6 million words) of mayhem?
I never really looked at the place much before, it always felt like some sort of butthurt parody site - but, hang on, it really is exactly, and just, and only that?
Barbour (who went down in my estimation long ago with his bizarre, ludicrously wrong assertions) gave one of the wikisphere's most obvious, obnoxious, deviant trolls some measure of "power" in his failed, circle-jerk 'forum'? And it went sadly wrong? Imagine that.
Can the internet truly expand faster than the notion that allowing abd any sort of ear is just going to end in tears, providing him with an endless supply of new, virgin territory to magnificently 'conquer' for an afternoon or two until the inmates finally realise he's magnitudes less sane than even they are and decide it would be better, easier, marginally more nutritious, less wordy, and, well, just easier, to eat his extraordinarily resilient liver?
Is there an unlimited supply of places that this constantly looming, always waiting 'accident' can be allowed (or even encouraged (shudder...)) to happen?
And can this just continue to happen despite the all-pervading, obvious and terrifying reputation which surely must precede the event, and will be immediately apparent to anyone who gives even a cursory glance to simply discovered precedent?
Tune in next week I guess...

Post by Vigilant » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:25 am

The next frontier for our intrepid net.kook was reddit.
That has ended, predictably, with tears as well.
Who knows what untold vistas await our dauntless loon?
Perhaps Larry Sanger needs an Internet Marshall for his latest scam venture.
Abd is just the sort to tirelessly work on the new project for an afternoon before rounding on the creators with visions of ultimate authority.
Video provided as a near literal reenactment of every time Abd gets even the slightest morsel of power.
video LOTR : The Fellowship of the Ring - All shall love me, and despair!
Minus the 'giving it up' voluntarily.
And the going into the west.
And not being a raging douchecanoe.

Post by Jim » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:31 am

Vigilant wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:25 am
Who knows what untold vistas await our dauntless loon?
Personally, I'm taking no measures against coronavirus that have not been specifically endorsed by abd.
That'll teach somebody something. Aha.

Post by Vigilant » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:35 am

Post by Vigilant » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:35 am
Jim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:31 am
Vigilant wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:25 am
Who knows what untold vistas await our dauntless loon?
Personally, I'm taking no measures against coronavirus that have not been specifically endorsed by abd.
What does that mean?
Are you going to live blog every tiny detail of your preparations and ailments to a tiny, shitty wiki that nobody reads?
Another way to waste time is to join the autism primal scream therapy circle.
Autistic counselors are standing by.... CALL NOW!!1one

Post by Jim » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:43 am

Vigilant wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:25 am
Are you going to live blog every tiny detail of your preparations and ailments to a tiny, shitty wiki that nobody reads?
Isn't that what I'm meant to do?
Nah, on reflection, I'm just going to stop talking about Lomax. I'm just stunned that, on my return to this forum after a long break he was still news.
I kinda hoped he was like that old 'acquaintance' you were mostly glad you couldn't remember (or tried to forget if something leaked through).
That's what happens when you're 'away', I suppose....

Post by Vigilant » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:50 am

Jim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:43 am
[quoted in its entirety, but the original had this line, replaced with more:
[... news ...] of any sort
Fair enough.
We here at the Annoying Bonehead Donkey report shall soldier on without you!
Tally ho!
animated gif [Benny Hill]

Post by Poetlister » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:08 am

Jim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:47 am
Is there an unlimited supply of places that this constantly looming, always waiting 'accident' can be allowed (or even encouraged (shudder...)) to happen?
Probably, yes. There isn't exactly a shortage of sites where people can contribute their own thoughts, and the Internet, like Wikipedia, is not paper so there's no need to be terse.

Post by Giraffe Stapler » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:28 am

Jim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:43 am
I kinda hoped he was like that old 'acquaintance' you were mostly glad you couldn't remember (or tried to forget if something leaked through).
Well, to be completely fair, if Vigilant hadn't kept poking him with a pointy stick and reporting about it here, Abd might have gone on quietly annoying people and getting banned from various new venues without anyone noticing. On the other hand, he does come up in discussion here occasionally and some of us have long memories when it comes to his aiding and abetting rapist and pedophile Nathan Larson.

Post by Vigilant » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:42 am

Giraffe Stapler wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:28 am
[quoted in toto]
That seems a bit unfair...
I felt like I'd been giving him a bit more than that.
The ballad of the whistling Abd
video SXSW 2013 - Street Fight Knock Out

Post by Moral Hazard » Fri Mar 13, 2020 2:46 pm

Buzz Aldrin had excellent hip-rotation for his age
Video Buzz Aldrin Punch a Guy

Post by Vigilant » Fri Mar 13, 2020 2:50 pm

Post by Vigilant » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:48 pm

Eric's IBS is acting up again
Try to cut down on the stupid foods.
I think you've had enough.

Post by Vigilant » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:16 pm

Post by Midsize Jake » Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:14 pm

Vigilant wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:48 pm
Eric's IBS is acting up again
Actually, they make a good point there, in a roundabout sort of way — we probably should reset our "most users ever online" counter now. Apparently, phpBB counts guests as "users" when incrementing that counter, which is certainly going to result in a large and misleading number after a forum has been swarmed by guests that are 95% bots.
I can reset the count easily enough, and in fact I'll go ahead and do it tomorrow unless anyone objects (preferably via this thread) in the meantime. But I don't see an option to change that behavior — it might require a modification/plugin, assuming someone has written one.

Post by Vigilant » Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:43 pm

Midsize Jake wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:14 pm
[quoted in toto]
Set it to '1337'

Post by Vigilant » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:36 am

Post by Midsize Jake » Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:24 am

Vigilant wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:36 am
The rabid dutch clown has slipped the surly bonds of chemical mediation.
And certainly not for the first time, but if you look at this closely (and assuming I'm interpreting it somewhat correctly), he actually has a fairly valid point. It looks like the Netherlands Wikipedia recently made a transgender user going by the name "DutchTina" an administrator, and at some point another admin named "Trijnstel" referred to her with the wrong personal pronouns in the midst of some sort of dispute over pages in DutchTina's user space. (She was also blocked, of course.) All of that culminated in some sort of "freakout" by DutchTina, whom he (Mr. Statler, that is) apparently believes is a minor. This is what Mr. Statler is clearly very, very upset about — he seems to be accusing NL.WP of making a huge mistake by promoting DutchTina, if only because of her age, and further accusing the other admins there of deliberately creating a psychologically-damaging online environment around her, knowing it could lead to a nervous breakdown or worse. In other words, typical Wikipedia admin behavior, only directed against a more-fragile-than-usual person.

Or, he could just be raving about nothing whatsoever. It's difficult to say with him.

Post by Boing! said Zebedee » Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:48 am

I have to say I'm intriugued by the concept of "gender data sausages".

Post by Vigilant » Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:05 am

Boing! said Zebedee wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:48 am
I have to say I'm intriugued by the concept of "gender data sausages".
Well, obesely!

Post by Vigilant » Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:08 am

Clouseau! *eye twitch*
If you think in that way you make the mistake of your life my friend, I will not rest till I have you guys before I close my eyes in a private jet to Holland with a great stay in a Dutch state hotel, no matter how much it cost me or my family. O yeh. This kind of family's you must not insult in the way you guys have allowed. That's extreem tricky stuff, high placed holocaust family's in Europe......
You are now serieus enough warned, try me.
Try the Dutch state.
Try the Dutch king.
Image "I'm your huckleberry."

Post by Vigilant » Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:21 am

Are you treadening me?
Actual picture of the mad Dutch leviathan.
Image "Are you threatening me?"

Post by Giraffe Stapler » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:30 am

Graaf Statler wrote:
There is only one request of them I have understand, when does WMF replace the chair what was broke after the visit of James Alexander to the chapter.
I'm sure James Alexander will replace the chair if it is true that he broke it. Obesely.

Post by Vigilant » Tue Mar 17, 2020 4:21 pm

Post by Vigilant » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:02 pm

Post by EricBarbour » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:19 pm

So, is this the Vigilant Monologue thread?....

Post by Vigilant » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:41 pm

EricBarbour wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:19 pm
So, is this the Vigilant Monologue thread?....
Thankfully, the village idiot has finally showed up.
It's been really great watching you stock your moron pond over there.

Post by Vigilant » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:43 pm

I just put my mail into my toaster oven set for over 60 C, before opening it.
:rotfl:
Do your head next.
It'll sort all your problems.

Post by Vigilant » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:45 pm

EricBarbour wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:19 pm
So, is this the Vigilant Monologue thread?....
Hypocrisy much?
Wish *I* had that much spare time to piss around.
Hmmm, unexpected. I would have thought your lot lizard gig would have slowed down with all the COVID19 news.

Post by Vigilant » Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:16 pm

Living the dream!
Raw Abd, the stuff of primordial chaos wrote:
I'm tempted to declare victory on Reddit, since my new subreddit is quite successful, it's being read and there are comments, people thanking me, so the temporary ban he promoted did exactly as I predicted, made the situation better, more fun than ever, in spite of his 220 Reddit trollrants there -- which seem to have stopped. Perhaps he noticed he was getting no traction at all, just making himself look really stupid.
Translated Abd to English wrote:
I was forced to retreat from every venue I posted in. I was banned from a puzzle group for being an annoying shit. I made my own subs, with blackjack and hookers! *sobbing quietly* I will totally declare VICTORY now! So much winning.... *more quiet sobbing*
List of dead or dying subs where only Abd posts wrote:
MODERATOR OF
r/What_RationalWiki
r/Lomax_v_WMF
r/Sudoku_meta
Dude.
If I'd have spanked you any harder, I'd have had to hang out my shingle as a Dom and charged you for it.

Post by Vigilant » Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:23 pm

Post by Vigilant » Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:15 am

Insane in the membrane!
Not sure what to make of the Giraffe Stapler as he's spiraling down for an auger in.
Sucks seems to be like the bathhouse for this sad No Face.

Post by Vigilant » Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:46 am

It's like a yappy dog barking at you.
Sorry, filthy EuroTrash, the USA isn't allowing flights from your disease ridden county masquerading as a country.
Besides that, one might think that you are putting the cart before the horse here in that you have zero idea of the identity of the person you appear to be ready to exfiltrate.
That must really grind your gears.

Post by Vigilant » Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:42 am

Your tears are delicious, Martin
Tell us more about how a tiny, irrelevant hog lagoon desperately pretending to be an influential nation has any influence or power over the greatest military and economic power the world has ever seen.
In primate dominance parlance, you may resume grooming me.

Post by Vigilant » Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:45 am

I have missed you, Martin.
Things just weren't the same with Abd as your stand-in, stunt double. Low energy, sad.
Please tell me more about the Dutch approach to fight COVID-19.
At what point does this involve tying a wooden shoe to the top of your head or is that too advanced for your leech peddlers?

Post by Vigilant » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:23 pm

Post by Vigilant » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:29 pm

We wouldn't need to send troop to Holland
Given the servile and craven nature of the inhabitants, we could probably take it over with an old PT boat and a squad of Marines.
The totally awesome and dangerous Dutch endured a whole 4 days in WWII before wimping out...
For Sale: Dutch rifles: never fired, dropped once.